Lyrics of My dad

My dad doesn't wear a shirt
He likes to walk around in a yellow skirt
He always says hi and flirts with me
Wonders if i wanna see his broccoli

He always touches my tasty banana
Masturbates to hannah montana
He sits and watches the telly
He has a bump on his big fat belly
I don't like my dad at all, i don't like my dad at all

My mom doesn't seem to like me at all
She threatened to cut off my balls
She once threw an apple in my face
I'm just glad she didn't hit my special place

She spits in my food
She acts really rude
She takes a shit on my pillow
She entered my ass with a dirty dildo
I don't like my mom at all, i don't like my mom at all

I don't like my mom at all, i don't like my mom at all, i don't like my dad at all, i don't like my dad at all
I don't like my mom at all, i don't like my mom at all, i don't like my dad at all, i don't like my dad at all
I don't like my mom at all, i don't like my mom at all, i don't like my dad at all, i don't like my dad at all
I don't like my mom at all, i don't like my mom at all, i don't like my dad at all, i don't like my dad at all

He always touches my tasty banana
Masturbates to hannah montana
He sits and watches the telly
He has a bump on his big fat belly

She spits in my food
She acts really rude
She takes a shit on my pillow
She entered my ass with a dirty dildo
I don't like my folks at all, i don't like my folks at all