Lyrics of The dick kunc story

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I started out in florida, uh producing a record at a studio, and i got friendly with the engineer, and got interested in engineering. next thing i knew, i was listening to an album called 'freak out!' by the mothers of invention. i became very interested in their concept of music, their concept of, of uh, society in general, and their concept of humor, which i thought was very good, and uh enjoyed, because uh, they were saying a lot- whole lotta bunch of stuff that i wanted to say and i agreed with and thought was true. then one day i decided, 'i'll move to new york' because the air is clean, and the people are friendly, and everybody's in love. so i went to new york, and i got this job at this incredible twelve track studio. well, i didn't know from twelve track, i thought four track was really hot stuff. so i went in there and they said, 'here's the board. learn it.' he go, 'your first client's coming in in five minutes.' well, my first client was frank zappa,