Lyrics of Nothing rhymed

If i give up the seat i've been saving
To some elderly lady or man
Am i being a good boy, am i your pride and joy
Mother please, if your pleased say, i am

And if while in the course of my duty
I perform an unfortunate take
Would you punish me so, unbelievably so
Never again will i make that mistake

This feeling inside me could never deny me
The right to be wrong if i choose
And this pleasure i get from say
Winning a bet, is to lose

When i'm drinking my bonaparte shandy
Eating more than enough apple pies
Will i glance at my screen and see real human beings
Starve to death right in front of my eyes

Nothing old, nothing new, nothing ventured
Nothing gained, nothing still-born or lost
Nothing further than proof, nothing wilder than youth
Nothing older than time, nothing sweeter than wine
Nothing physically, recklessly, hopelessly blind

Nothing i couldn't say
Nothing why 'cos today
Nothing rhymed

This feeling inside me could never deny me
The right to be wrong if i choose
And this pleasure i get from say
Winning a bet, is to lose

Nothing good, nothing bad, nothing ventured
Nothing gained, nothing still-born or lost
Nothing further than proof, nothing wilder than youth
Nothing older than time, nothing sweeter than wine
Nothing physically, recklessly, hopelessly blind

Nothing i couldn't say
Nothing why 'cos today
Nothing rhymed