Lyrics of Wanking over a pornographic polaroid of an ex-girlfriend who died

When i was up the loft i came across a box
Which when i opened up stirred mixed emotions in my cock
It felt a little hard but it felt a little soft
The next thing that i know i'm feeling sexy up the loft
So i unzip my fly and pop out my jap's eye
I have a little wank and i have a little cry

I'm wanking over a pornographic polaroid of an ex-girlfriend who died
Boo hoo hoo hoo

Lk (little kunt): come on, kunt, it'll be alright
K (kunt): but i really miss her, little kunt
Lk: if you tell me a little bit more about that photo,
It might help you get over her

K: alright then, little kunt, i'll give it a go

The pic was very lewd, she's completely in the nude
She's pulling it apart and she's doing something rude
She's got a hairy crutch, i miss her very much
So i take out my chap and i have a little touch

I'm wanking over a pornographic polaroid of an ex-girlfriend who died
Boo hoo hoo hoo

I'm wanking over a pornographic polaroid of an ex-girlfriend who died
Boo hoo hoo hoo

I'm feeling mixed emotions in my mind and in my knob