Lyrics of One's on the way

They say to have her hair done liz flies all the way to france
And jackie's seen in a discotheque doin' a brand new dance
And the white house social season should be glittering and gay
But here in topeka the rain is a fallin'
The faucet is a drippin' and the kids are a bawlin'
One of them a toddlin' and one is a crawlin' and one's on the way
I'm glad that raquel welch just signed a million dollar pact
And debbie's out in vegas workin' up a brand new act
While the tv's showin' newlyweds a real fun game to play
But here in topeka the screen door's a bangin'
The coffee's boilin' over and the wash needs a hangin'
One wants a cookie and one wants a changin' and one's on the way
Now what was i doin' jimmy get away from there darn there goes the phone
Hello honey what's that you say you're bringin' a few ole army buddies home
You're callin' from a bar get away from there
No not you honey i was talkin' to the baby wait a minute honey the door bell
Honey could you stop at the market and hello hello well i'll be
The girls in new york city they all march for women's lib
And better homes and gardens shows the modern way to live
And the pill may change the world tomorrow but meanwhile today
Here in topeka the flies are a buzzin'
The dog is a barkin' and the floor needs a scrubbin'
One needs a spankin' and one needs a huggin' lord one's on the way
Oh gee i hope it ain't twins again