Lyrics of Mahna mahna

Mahna mahna
Do doo be-do-do
Mahna mahna
Do do-do do
Mahna mahna
Do doo be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do be-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!

(improv. by mahna mahna)

Repeat chorus

(improv. by mahna mahna)

Repeat chorus

(improv. by mahna mahna)

Repeat chorus

(improv. by mahna mahna)

Repeat chorus twice

Phone rings

Kermit: "hello?... just a second... it's for you..."

Mahna mahna (from the other end of the phone line): mahna mahna!

Wallace: "the question is, what is a mahna mahna?"
Statler: "the question is, who cares?