Lyrics of Bridge under troubled water

I know girls like you
Need someone to screw-up their life
And make you contemplate suicide,
When you need a friend to
Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah
Call on me... yeah

You need someone bad,
To irritate your dad,
Someone who'll make you cry,
And sock you in the eye,
When you need a friend to
Bring you to your knees,
Call on me... yeah

Am i crazy enough? am i angry enough?
Am i stupid enough? am i lazy enough?
Am i drunk enough? do i flunk enough?
Am i jealous enough?
Am i selfish enough to be...
Your bridge under troubled water, yeah!

You like pain, you're insane
You can key my car,
And punch my face in the bar
When you blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah
Call me... oh yeah

Am i crazy enough? am i angry enough?
Am i stupid enough? am i lazy enough?
Am i drunk enough? do i flunk enough?
Am i jealous enough?
Am i selfish enough to be...
Your bridge under troubled water, yeah!

Am i boring enough?
Am i snoring enough?
Am i demanding enough?
Un-outstanding enough?
Am i fat enough? mad enough?
Am i bad enough? wear plaid enough?
Am i drunk enough?
Smell like a skunk enough?
Do i wank enough?
Do crank enough to be...
Your bridge under trouble
Your bridge under trouble
Your bridge under troubled water!