Lyrics of Curriculum vitae

Listen, you can't stop it, you can't escape it
You can't turn it off
So i'd appreciate your kind consideration in this matter
Sir or ma'm, would you please turn it the fuck up? do it

I present to you, unleashed in the east
Best dressed in the west, sorted in the north
Without a doubt in the south
The queen of queen bees, lioness of juda

Phoenix from the ashes risen
Undefeated, undisputed featherweight champion
On all five continents
World record holder with a high score
Of two gazillion in tetris

Two-time recipient of the nobel prize
For super foxiest female ever
And war time consigliore to the cosa nostra

She split the atom, invented the x-ray
The cure for aids and the surprise blindfold greeting
She performed and choreographed the fights
For bruce lee in 'enter the dragon' and 'game of death'
And still does stunt doubles for jackie chan on the weekends

She sucker punched einstein, outsmarted ali
And even out-super-freaked rick james
She's the founder and ceo of konichiwa records
The most decorated professional field operative
In the industry and in the streets

With a perfect track record since kindergarten
Where she used to whoop schoolboy ass
She's listed in section 202
Of the united nations security act of 1979 as being
Too hot to wear tight sweaters on international airspace

In this world of tension pressure and pain
She is known by men and women of all origin and faith
For her wisdom, compassion and relentless
Determination in the quest to get paid