Lyrics of Born under a bad sign

Homer: born under a bad sign,
Been down since i began to crawl.
If it wasn't for bad luck,
You know, i wouldn't have no luck at all.

Hard luck and trouble,
Been my only friend.
I been on my own,
Ever since i was ten.

Born under a bad sign,
I been down since i began to crawl.
If it wasn't for bad luck,
You know, i wouldn't have no luck at all.

I don't like to read,
I can hardly write,
My whole life has been
One big fight.

Born under a bad sign,
I been down since i began to crawl.
If it wasn't for bad luck,
I said i wouldn't have no luck at all.
And that ain't no lie.

You know, if it wasn't for bad luck,
I wouldn't have no kind of luck.
If it wasn't for real bad luck,
I wouldn't have no luck at all.

You know fear of falling
Is all i crave.
A big bag of pork rinds
Gonna carry me to my grave.

Born under a bad sign,
I been down since i began to crawl.
If it wasn't for bad luck,
I tell ya i wouldn't have no luck at all.

Good take boys, yeah.
I think now that i'm a blues singer, i should have some kind of name.
How 'bout muddy simpson. no. big homer. t-bone homer.
Blind lemon simpson. blind lemon-lime homer. blind grapefruit homer.
Blind strawberry alarm clock homer. no that's... they used that.