Lyrics of Wendy's fingerbang audition

Mrs. landers was a health nut she cooked food in a wok mr. harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big - cockadoodledoodle the rooster just wont quit and i don't want my breakfast because it tastes like - shitzus make good house pets their cuddly and sweet monkeys aren't good to have because they like to beat their - meeting in the office a meeting in the hall the boss he wants to see you so you can suck his - balzac was a writer he lived with allen funt mrs. roberts didn't like him but that's 'cause she's a - contaminated water can really make you sick your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your - dictate what i'm saying 'cause it will bring you luck, and if you all don't like it i don't give a flying f*ck!