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Taylor: once upon a time,
Before i was insane,
I dated this disney guy,
Joe jonas was his name.
But he broke up with me.

Joe: you're just way too creepy,
Plus i've found someone else his name's mickey
(mickey: oh ho!)
Taylor: so i wrote a song,
About his stupid ass.
Then found this guy named john,
But that was over fast.
If you don''t marry me,
I will pull out your teeth!

John: you're totally crazy!
Taylor: no!
John: yes!
Taylor: no!
John: yes!
Taylor: maybe! *hahahaha!*

He hit me with his guitar,
And he said that,
John: we are through!
Taylor: just you wait until i, write a song about you!

Then i met that jake gyllenhaal dick.
And was obsessed right away.
Jake: you've sent me one thousand messages.
(taylor: ahahha!)
And that's just from today!

Taylor: oh, that's because i'm having your baby.
Jake: what? but you don't even put out.
Taylor: stop questioning me jakey,
Or i'll punch you six feet under ground!

Jake: whoa!
Whoa!
Psycho!
Psycho!
Psycho!
Taylor: fine, go!
Its good material!

Next came kennedy
I think he was 15.
I bought the house next door,
To watch you constantly.
And also to make sure, you never ever cheat!
Kennedy: omg we are done you are scary!

Taylor: harry was my last,
That one direction freak!
I taped him to my wall, so he could never leave.
Harry: someone call the police!
You're insane we are through!
Taylor: you're just like all the rest, what did i do to you?

So i used my stalker app,
To track down all of the pricks!
The next song, i write,
I'll use their blood as my ink!
Hey!
Jake: holy crap that nut job just bursted in!
( taylor's ex's aah!)
Taylor: what the hell is this?
All of taylor's ex's: a support group for all the men,
You wrote songs about you bitch!

Taylor: what?
I have not written about harry yet!
Harry: i am just planning ahead.
:john: why are you even here anyway?
Taylor:to finish you all off with my pen

All of taylor's ex's: no!
No!
Devil!
Devil!
Devil!
:taylor: ow!
Ow!
Its true i'm the devil!

Doctor: okay that enough,
You were right she's nuts.
You are coming with us.
Taylor:wait what?
Get off of me,
I'm not crazy!

All of taylor's ex's: it worked!
This was all a plan we knew you would come

So we hired this doctor.

Doctor: you're going to an insane asylum,
Based on the behavior i observed.
Taylor:ahh!
Ahh!
Let me go you assholes!

Doctor's helpers: no.
No.
Doctor:welcome to your new home.
(mickey: ahh ah! so you're crazy too huh?
Taylor: ahhhhhh!)

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