Lyrics of Did i shave my back for this? (parody 'did i shave my legs for this?' - deana carter)

Cledus T. Judd

pochette album Did i shave my back for this? (parody 'did i shave my legs for this?' - deana carter)
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sonnerie téléphone portable pour Did i shave my back for this? (parody 'did i shave my legs for this?' - deana carter)

A mason jar full of shine, a cd of leann rhimes
Is what i bought for our anniversary tonight
Now here i stand with my petunias in hand
And you've got a headache again

I hit a yard sale, cut my toenails
Trimmed my nose hairs just right
I thought you'd be impressed by my new hunting vest
But there's no chance tonight

It ain't the first time this year, it'll be the tv and beer
I about forgot what's its like to be here
As i sleep on the floor while she sniffles and snores
Did i shave my back for this?

Oh man, aww woo
This things duller than a dag burn butter knife

Now i'll bet she'll regret the fact that she didn't let
Me take her to that motel with a pool
You know its so hard to find free hbo and showtime
And them vibrating beds sure are cool

I souped up the rv, fired up my flobee
Trimmed my toupee just right
I tried self tanning cream, it turned my skin green
Uh, you know the directions, uh, said that it might

Well its a mystery to me, why she don't like cledus t.
Most find me hard to resist, i'm wearing my brand new drawers
And wondering what the heck for did i shave my back for this?
Deanna, did i shave my back for this? ohh ohh ohh

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