Lyrics of What if

What if i told you that i did it again?
That i accidentally cheated on you with your best friend?
What if i say he’s so much better than you
That i had to hold him prisoner the whole night through?
I didn’t say i did so don’t think i would do
But if i did do…then what would you do?
What if i told you that i lied from the start?
That i don’t actually have a masters in modern art?
What if i told you that i can’t stand your mum?
That i think you’re brother’s hot and you’re sister dumb?
I didn’t say i did so don’t think i would do
But if i did do… are we through?
What if i told you rose is not my real name?
That i find your nose crooked and your jokes lame?
What if i told you i was in it for the money?
That i just can’t stand it when you call me honey-bunny?
I didn’t say i did, so don’t think i would do

But if i did do…would it be me and you?
Don’t just stand there, did you hear what i just said?!
Yell or cry, hit me hard in the head!
You’re then one who should be angry yet i’m the one pulling my hair
So won’t you just please show that you care?
That doesn’t mean i do
What if i told you i set your car on fire
Cause you didn’t react when i slashed all your tires?
What if i say i never went to that shrink
Cause i solved all my problems by poisoning your drink?
I didn’t say i did so don’t you think i would do
But since i did do…well i guess you’re through
Don’t just lie there, did you hear what i just said?!
Shout or cry or i'll hit you hard in the head!
You’re then one who should be angry yet i’m the one pulling my hair
So won’t you just please show that you care?
That doesn’t mean i do...
There’s no more me and you