Lyrics of I'm a bum

Sit around all day remote control glued to my hand
Just waiting for a visit from ed mcmahon
Oppourtunity is knockin but i can't open the door
Cause i'm shit faced drunk passed out on the kitchen floor
I'm a bum
Wating for my fortune to fall into my lap
But if i gotta work for it i'd rather take a nap
I can eat, i can sleep, i can play nintendo
But if you paid me to go to work, i still wouldn't go
I'm a bum
I'm a bum
Sit around all day
And i get nothin' done
I'm a bum
I'm a bum
That's right
I'm a bum
The boob tube replaced the dog
As man's best friend
Doesn't shit on the floor
Always has an ear to lend
Nacho supreme, a pizza
Ten hours of tv
Is all my life will ever be
If i could pick lotto numbers
Like i pick my nose
I'd escape the life of bein' an average joe
Til' then i'll just sit around all day
Remote control in hand
Just waiting for a visit from ed mcmahon