Lyrics of Real late starter

I woke up late today
Actually i do that everyday
Got no place to be seen
I'm not part of a scene
I'm a genius loser

Keeping counsel with my own opinion
President of the state that i'm in
Should i just stay in bed?
Should i live in my head?
Oh god, so many questions to ask

Oh, you could call me lazy
I think of it as taking my time
'cause i don't want to do what i don't want to do
I'm the king refusenik

But, oh my god, if i was somebody
I'd be doing it all just fine
But i'm a real late starter
So i'm making up for the lost time

Oh my god, if i was somebody
You'd be kissing my ass right now
But i'm so polite, i do it all of the time
I missed my calling in life, oh well

Day by day i wonder
If i will be torn asunder
By these things that i know
That nobody else knows
Or maybe it's the drinking

I guess we should consult a bible
Everybody needs a sign or
Bless the birds and the bees
The flowers and trees
And blessed be the slacker

Oh my god, if i was somebody
I'd be doing it all just fine
But i'm a real late starter
So i'm making up for the lost time

Oh my god, if i was somebody
You'd be kissing my ass right now
But i'm so polite, i do it all of the time
I missed my calling in life, oh well

You must be having a laugh
Oh god, you're having a laugh
No point in worrying if my days are a disaster
Inside my little head i'm happy ever after
Yes i am

Oh my god, if i was somebody
I'd be doing it all just fine
But i'm a real late starter
So i'm making up for the lost time

Oh my god, if i was somebody
You'd be kissing my ass right now
But i'm so polite
I missed my calling in life

Oh my god, if i was somebody
I'd be doing it all just fine
But i'm a real late starter
So i'm making up for lost time

Oh my god, if i was somebody
You'd be kissing my ass right now
But i'm so polite, i do it all of the time
I missed my calling in life
Oh, what am i like? yeah well

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