Lyrics of My new philosophy

Sally:
(spoken) oh yeah? that's what you think!

Schroeder:
(spoken) what?

Sally:
(spoken) that's my new philosophy. "oh yeah? that's what you think!"

Schroeder:
(spoken) then why are you telling me?

Sally:
(spoken) what?

Schroeder:
(spoken) why are you telling me?

Sally:
(spoken) "why are you telling me?" i like it!
That's a good philosophy.
"why are you telling me?"
" why are you telling me?"
(sings)" why are you telling me?"
My new philosophy
The teacher gave a d on last week's homework!
She said, "miss sally brown,
Your grades are going down"
I could have told her...

Schroeder:
Your new philosophy?

Sally:
My new philosophy.
(spoken) ms. b?
I'm she.
Look see
A d?
A d.
Well, why are you telling me?
(sung) and that's my new philosophy!

Schroeder:
That's your new philosophy?

Sally:
" why are you telling me?"
My new philosophy!

Schroeder:
(spoken) that's great, sally. but i've got to practice chopin's nocturne in b-flat minor.

Sally:
(spoken) no! i like it! "no!" that's a good philosophy.
" no! no! no!"

Schroeder:
(spoken) that's your new philosophy huh?

Sally:
(spoken) yes! i mean "no!"
(singing) just like a busy bee
Each new philosophy
Can fly from tree to tree
And keep me moving!
When life's a dizzy maze
On alternating days
I choose a different phrase!

Schroeder:
Your new philosophy?

Sally:
My new philosophy!

Schroeder:
Sally,
Some philosophies are simple:
"man does not live by bread alone."
Some philosophies are clear...

Sally:
" leave your message at the sound of the tone."

Both:
Some philosophies pick and choose
Deciding what goes in it

Schroeder:
Some take a lifetime!

Sally:
Mine take a minute!

Schroeder:
(spoken) but sally, anything that takes only a minute can't be very lasting. for instance, beethoven took over two years
To complete his brilliant ninth symphony...

Sally:
(spoken)" no!"

Schroeder:
(spoken)i can't stand it!

Sally:
(spoken) " i can't stand it!" i like it!
(sings) it's like a guarantee
My new philosophy
And things are sure to be a whole lot brighter!
" oh yeah? that's what you think!"
" why are you telling me?"
" no!"
" i can't stand it!"
Now life is free and easy,
Much more philosophy-zy,
With my brand new...

(spoken)you know, someone had said that we should live each day as if it were the last day of our life.

Lucy:
(spoken) aaaa!!! this is is the last day! this is it! i only have twenty four hours to left! help me! help me! this is is the last day! aaaaaaaaaa!!!

Sally:
(spoken) clearly, some philosophies aren't for all people...
(sung) and that's my new philosophy!