Lyrics of Interactive skit

(music playz in background)
Nigga 1: ay man, don't i know you from somewhere befo?
Nigga 2: yea, uhh
Nigga 1: you went ta washington, didnt' ya?
Nigga 2: uhh, yea i did go ta washington
Nigga 1: yo name'z willy beamen
Nigga 2: yup, dat'z my name
Nigga 1: yea, willy beamen, yea man, wutz goin on folk?
Nigga 2: yea, wutz up man, you jamez right?
Nigga 1 (jamez): yea, jamez man, jamez...you remember me right? you uze ta beat me up and throw me down tha stairz n shit
Nigga 2 (willy beamen): well you know dat waz funny
Jamez: you waz on tha wrestlin and football team and yall ran train on my sista
Willy beamen: well you know, uh, she had some good stuff yo
Jamez: ay man, ay ay man, watch yaself
Willy beamen: but itz all good
Jamez: so wutcha been doin folk?
Willy beamen: juzt chillin, you know i got an internet buziness now
Jamez: oh fo real? wutchu doin, wutchu doin, oh you doin dem womenfolk, wut it be, freaky hoz online?
Willy beamen: yea you know how it iz, www. uhhh...
Jamez: aww shawty, shit, shawty i had a computa shop, i'd hit dat shit up
Willy beamen: yea
Jamez: damn folk, so wut elze you been doin, you be flossin dat big cartier watch man
Willy beamen: you know how i spend big money
Jamez: shit man, i feel you, you probably got dat new sc too, dontchu man
Willy beamen: sc, well you know, it'z parked in tha back
Jamez: i see dat thang, it'z sittin on dem 20'z, aint it?
Willy beamen: you seen it? yea...
Jamez: damn shawty, that shit nice man, i like dat
Willy beamen: you like dat?
Jamez: i like it folk
Willy beamen: yea...so wutchu doin wit yoself theze dayz?
Jamez: shit man, i got myself a lil internet buziness myself
Willy beamen: oh yea, wutz dat?
(gun cockz back)
Jamez: ridin, motha fucka
Willy beamen: ooh shit he'z got a gun!!
(crowd screaming in background)