Lyrics of I write sins not tragedies

Oh, well imagine
As i'm pacing the pews in a church corridor
And i can't help but to hear
No, i can't help but to hear an exchanging of words

"what a beautiful wedding!
What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter
"and yes, but what a shame, what a shame
The poor groom's bride is a whore"

I'd chime in with a
"haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality

I chime in
"haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of

Oh, well in fact
Well i'll look at it this way
I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne

Oh! well in fact
Well i'll look at it this way
I mean technically our marriage is saved
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne
Pour the champagne

I'd chime in with a
"haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality

I chime in
"haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
Again

I chime in
"haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality

I chime in
"haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things
With a sense of poise and rationality
Again