Lyrics of Cookie monster goes to the library

Cookie monster: (shouting) wow, look at all these books! me no seen so many books before!
Librarian: shhhh!
Cookie monster: (whispering) oh, yeah, yeah, right.
(cookie walks toward the desk, and stumbles over something. you hear a metal container falling over.)
Cookie monster: (surprised) whoop!
Librarian: (quietly) quiet, please.
Cookie monster: (whispering) i did not see de wastebasket.
(librarian sort of nods, and goes back to work.)
Cookie monster: uh, sir ... sir ... (librarian looks up) could you tell me what you doing with all these books?
Librarian: well, this is a library. we have all kinds of books for people to read.
Cookie monster: really? well, me want book about little red riding hood.
Librarian: all right. (gets up to go get it.)
Cookie monster: and one box of cookies. (starts looking around.)
Librarian: (stops in his tracks, and looks at cookie.) (pleasantly) maybe you didn't understand. you see, this is a library. we only have books; we have no cookies.
Cookie monster: oh, yeah, yeah, right. well, me want book about nursery rhymes.
Librarian: all right. (starts off to get it.)
Cookie monster: and one box of cookies.
Librarian: (sharper than before, yet still pleasant.) we don't have cookies! we only have books. just books, no cookies.
Cookie monster: oh, right. uh, me want picture book.
Librarian: picture book. (starts off.)
Cookie monster: and one box of cookies.
Librarian: (he's infuriated now, and starts breathing heavily, and yelling.) how many times do i have to tell you we don't have cookies?! we only have books! you understand?! just books!! books!!!
Cookie monster: (calmly) it ok, no need to get excited, me not fussy, just give me box of cookies.
Librarian: no!!! we don't have cookies!
Cookie monster: (after a pause.) you know what? me get the feeling you only have books.
Librarian: that's right, just books!
Cookie monster: me got it now. ok, ok. (clears throat)
Librarian: (calms down for a second.) fine. now tell me, (stresses) what do you want?
Cookie monster: me ... want ... book ... about cookies.
Librarian: fine, that we have, a book about cookies, good! (starts to get up.)
Cookie monster: and a glass of milk.
(ending music of two notes plays, librarian sighs a couple times, and tips over in his chair. you hear the wastebasket falling.)
Cookie monster: (looking over edge of desk) book about cookies and a glass of juice?