Lyrics of I don't wanna be a homosexual

People are telling me
That i'm missing out on the fun
'cause i don't go anywhere
And i don't meet anyone

But i know how rumors fly
When you're a lonely guy
And i'm here to tell you it's a lie

There's strange things going on
At night most everywhere
You know those places well
And you've never seen me there

I walk by other men
And i don't notice them
But then those rumors start again

So i'm gonna tell the world
I don't wanna be a homosexual
I'm gonna find a girl
'cause i don't wanna be a homosexual

I guess that it's okay
If other guys are gay
But my hormones are one-directional
And i don't wanna be a homosexual

Somebody tell me what i did to start this talk
Is it the way i look is it the way i walk?
Is it the clothes i wear that make the people stare?
Is it the way i comb my hair?

I'm only hoping maybe there will come a day
When i can make them understand that i'm not gay
But till that day is here i guess i'll live in fear
And i curse the day i pierced my ear

There's nothing wrong with me
I don't wanna be a homosexual
Know what i want to be
And i don't wanna be a homosexual

Soft boys and closet queens
Think judy garland's keen
But i don't think she's nothing special
And i don't wanna be a homosexual

So now i'm wondering if maybe they're not right
I've gone all paranoid and i can't sleep at night
I went to see the shrink what did the doctor think?
I swear to god i saw him wink

I pray that i am wrong
I don't wanna be a homosexual
Why did i write this song
If i don't wanna be a homosexual?

I hope it's not too late
For them to set me straight
I'm gonna see a real professional
'cause i don't wanna be a homosexual

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no

I don't wanna be a homosexual
I don't wanna go with guys named seamus
I don't wanna be rich and famous
I don't wanna go to a french art festival
I don't want be a homosexual
I guess that it's okay if other guys are gay