Lyrics of Commercial skit

Tha Alkaholiks

(only when i'm drunk playing in the background)
Brand new, from likwid crew records
It's tha alkaoliks, greatest hits
(daaam! playing in the background)
Yes, tha alkaholiks have the shit that'll make you say... dayum!
You get songs like - you can't tell me shit
(can't tell me shit playing in the background)
Yes, it's tha liks baby, the most incredible rap group in the world
Who can forget their enchanting love song, mary jane?
(mary jane playing in the background)
Invite some friends over
(likwit playing in the background)
And see how the likwid makes you, the life of the party
Call now, and it can all be yours
1-900-alkaholiks
(the next level in the background)
Call right now, and receive a free king tee beanie
1-900
(make room playing in the background)
A-l-k-a, h-o-l-i-k-s
It's tha liks baby, it's tha liks!