Lyrics of Hate song

Momma always said that hate was a strong, strong word
Poppa always said that words of hate should never be heard
But i'm getting older and i just cannot lie
There are things i hate, no matter how hard i try

I hate traffic, i hate dirt in my eyes
I hate spiders, and i hate girlfriends that lie
I hate cancer, i hate cauliflower pie
But most of all, i hate my ex-girlfriend's new guy, i hate that guy

The good book says that we should love everyone
And i'm doing my best, but it's easier said than done
This new guy was a good friend of mine before
Caught him with my girl in his mustang ford

I hate taxes, i hate stink bugs and flies
I hate rug burns, and i hate polka-dot ties
I hate mike tyson, 'cause he'll bite your ear then bust you in the eye
But most of all, i hate my ex-girlfriend's new guy, i hate that guy

I was sittin' down by myself, i was having a coke
I heard someone laughing real loud at a real dumb joke
I recognized the voice so i turned around
It was my ex-girlfriend's new guy, can't stand that clown

He walked up to me with a really sorry look on his face
And he said, man i done you wrong but now she's gone and i've been replaced
I know i don't deserve to have you as a friend because i played the fool
But i'm really hurtin' man, can i just pull up a stool

So he started crying and saying how he loved that girl
She got with a new guy and it rocked his world
He asked me how i dealt with it when she dumped me
And i said, i just talked about stuff i hate man, it's like therapy
And he said, really, i said yeah, yeah, give it a shot go ahead

I hate pimples, i hate hemorrhoids and hives
I hate funerals, i hate unsalted fries
I hate britney spears because she never returns any of the letters that i write
But most of all, i hate my ex-girlfriend's new guy
Wouldn't mind if someone huge fell on his head and he died
Like a bus, or a truck, or a meteorite
A hippopotamus, a rhinoceros or even a pig if it was falling fast from a great height
Ooo, i hate that guy