Lyrics of Funk 1

The place: finland
The date: december 22nd
The culprit: a little blue pen
If i'd known it would end like this, i never would've asked for that cursed
Pen
It all started about a month ago
I was hanging out at some underground stationary store in san francisco
It was there that i first saw the pen
This was no ordinary pen, mind you, it had special powers
I knew i had to have it
I begged and pleaded for the sake of sanity to own that pen
Finally, christmas morning came
I rushed downstairs, ripped through all the wrapping and all the packages
And finally, in one box, i found the pen
When i reached to grab it,
It started to glow a bright electric blue
And there, i found the land of the blue killer whale
And i was swept away, and i've no way to get back home