Lyrics of What else happened

There was once a dreamer named peter
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Peter was also known as skeeter
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Peter had sex with anita
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Anita got pregnant from peter
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Peter wasn't just with anita
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Peter knew this girl named rita
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Peter had sex with rita
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Rita got pregnant from peter
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Now two girls are pregnant by peter
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But rita doesn't know of anita
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And anita doesn't know rita
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The two of them only know peter
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Now peter's at the mall with anita
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You know he runs into rita
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Well rita takes a look at anita
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And anita takes a good look at rita
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Well rita starts to pull out the heater
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The heater now is pointed at peter
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Anita jumps right on rita
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Rita busts shots at anita
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Rita missed anita by meters
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But rita's bustin' shots at peter
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Just then somebody shook peter
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Yo how many spoons of the dairy creamer
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It's keisha sayin' wake up peter
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That's why they call you the dreamer
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