Lyrics of Knife fight

I tire of your mind games.
Im sick of playing dont wake daddy.
Good sir, no more rock, paper, scissors for me.
But wait, are we not civilized gentlemen here?
I challenge you to a battle of knifes!

Knife fight,
Youre gonna fight for your life!
Knife fight,
Youre gonna fight with a knife!
Knife fight,
A really really really sharp knife!
Yeah, knife fight!

Im a crazy (crazy) son of a *****!
Ima cut you! (cut you!)
Swish swish!
In a knife fight! (knife fight.)
Knife fight! (knife fight.)
Knife fight! knife fight!

Neil: let me tell you something: i cant be beat.
Marty: oh yeah?
Neil: yeah. cuz im the king of the street!
Marty: well guess what, man: ill pin you to the wall!
Neil: oh yeah?
Marty: yeah, your knife is way too small!
Neil: hey! my knife is super sharp and thats what counts! im gonna make you bleed copious amounts!
Marty: yeah well ill be sure to thank you right after i shank you!
Neil: punk.
Marty: dweeb.

Knife fight,
Youre gonna fight for your life!
Knife fight,
Youre gonna fight with a knife!
Knife fight,
A really really really sharp knife!
Yeah, knife fight!

Im a crazy (crazy) son of a *****!
Ima cut you! (cut you!)
Swish swish!
In a knife fight! (knife fight.)
Knife fight! (knife fight.)
Knife fight! knife fight!

Neil: im gonna slice you up!
Marty: im gonna cut you down!
Neil: ill put you in your place!
Marty: ill put you underground!
Neil: this is the end for you, you gutter crawling cur!
Marty: ive got a tip for you, get the point?
Neil: yeah, sure.
Marty: its time to face the music!
Neil: time to face the facts!
Marty: time to bite the bullet!
Neil: time to pay the tax!
Marty: ive got a blade of fury.
Neil: i am a ball of rage.
Marty: you ready, sucka?
Neil: born ready.
Both: engage!

Knife!
Fight!
Cut!
Stab!
Knife!
Ow!
Poke!
Knife!

Marty: hey wait a minute here!
Neil: oh, what is it?!
Marty: knifes are dangerous, we could get hurt!
Neil: hurt? i dont want to get hurt.
Marty: who does!
Neil: okay well, in that case, i challenge you to a
Both: tickle fight!

Tickle fight! its a tickle fight!
Dont bring no knife to a tickle fight!
Just bring your fingers, bring a feather, and
Everyone can sing together, now:

Tickle fight! tickle fight!
La-dee-da dum dum tickle fight!
Tickle fight! tickle fight!
Whoopy-doo zig zag tickle fight!

Ding dong doodly
Nick nack noodly
Fee fi fo fum kitten kaboodly!
Tickle fight! tickle fight!
Tickle tickle tickle fight! hey!

Marty: that was fun. wheres my knife?