Lyrics of Wade

One day i went to get wade.
But wade was at the diner drinking beer.
He was probably having sex, too, on the counter with the cash register.
I couldn't find wade because he's too hairy to see, and my beer is really big.
And i drink out of pee-pee cups. pee-pee cups. pee-pee cups!
Pee-pee cups are yummy to drink out of.
Because pee-pee cups make me hallucinate.
Not really, i'm just trying to copy david.
But wade's a hairy guy who saves the world every day from josh balsley.