Lyrics of I saw three ships

I saw three ships come sailing in
On christmas day, on christmas day..
I saw three ships come sailing in
On christmas day in the morning.
And what was in the ships, all three?
On christmas day in the (laughing)
Shut up turds!
..was in the ships, all three?
On christmas day in the morning.

The virgin mary and christ were there (laughing)
On christmas day, on christmas day..
The virgin mary and (more laughing)
Shut up turds!
..and christ were there
On christmas day in the morning.
And let us all rejoice amain (laughing)
I thought i told you to shut up!
..all rejoice amain
On christmas day in the morning.

Shelley is starting to get pissed.. (laughing)
On christmas day, on christmas day.. (more laughing)
Shelley got up, and killed them turds.. (laughing)
On christmas day in the morning!
(smashing piano noise)