Lyrics of Run-in with dad

I had a run in with my dad,
About a girlfriend that i had.
He got a look at what we did,
He don't believe in sex.

My dad he lectured till his face was red.
As red as my girlfriend's.
He was talkin about self-respect,
When my mind wandered.

(...was preachin 'bout respect, respect)?
.................................?
Erection! erection!
(in his face?) masturbate, fornicate,
Fuck! fuck!

I had a run in with my dad,
He don't believe in sex.