Paroles de I'm at home getting hammered (while she's out getting nailed)

We started in the morning, carried well into the night
Throwing dirty dishes with all our might
Sad commentary on a marriage that has failed
Im at home getting hammered while shes out getting nailed

Police pulled into my trailer park
Domestic violence cost (incomprehensible) after dark
Late night with her boss, says theyre trying to make a sale
Im at home getting hammered while shes out getting nailed

I'm at home drinking whiskey in my easy chair
Watching jerry lawler pulling andy kauffmans hair
Had a suspicion, so i opened up her mail
Im at home getting hammered while shes out getting nailed

She used to bring me beer and love all over me
Right before i went on disability
My wiggler ain't so straight, i got whiskey dick
She dont perk it up 'cause, 'cause her ankles got so thick

Well, the moral of this story is sad but true
I love to drink and she loves to screw
Hobos got a better life, riding on the rails
Im at home getting hammered while shes out getting nailed