Paroles de Foot in my mouth

I saw mrs. parker at the store today,
She was buyin' some food
I walked up to her and i said "hey!"
"when's the baby due?"

She said "baby?"
"i'm not having a baby,"
"what you talkin' about?"
I said "sorry... mrs. parker"
I put my foot in my mouth

(chorus)
I got my foot in my mouth,
Guess i should watch what i say,
I got my foot in my mouth,
It's prob'ly better that way

I took my brother to the mall last christmas,
To see santa and his sleigh,
I said "aren't you glad that you're old enough,"
"to know that santa is fake?"

He said "fake? santa's not fake!"
"what you talkin about?"
I said "no, i didn't tell ya santa was fake!"
"i said...santa's great..."
I put my foot in my mouth

(chorus)

"here's the last verse"

I was braggin' to a friend of mine
How i ran over this cat,
I said "his name was fluffy, cause i read the tag..."
"right after i squashed him flat"

She said "fluffy? my cat's name is fluffy! he was my best friend."
I said "no, i didn't say his name was fluffy!"
"i said his name was... twinkles"
Here i go again...

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