Paroles de Eyebally in my martini

I went out to eat the other night. picked up my girl at eight. in my soup i found a fly. but, there beyond my plate. was an eyeball in my martini. a highball with a twist. one in my linguini, too. i said, "there's somethin' wrong with this." eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs. eyeballs everywhere. eyeballs, eyeballs, eyeballs. floating through the air. we went to the 'musement park. to ride the tunnel of love. but, when i went to hold her hand. there was an eyeball in her glove. we went to lover's lane. to skan for u.f.o.'s. you just imagine what i saw. when i pulled down her panty hose! i took my baby home. for a juicy good night kiss. but there was an eyballs starin' at me. between her parted lips. i went to the institute. and asked the doctor there. in the department of eyeballs. "what's this burden that i bear?" he said, "you ain't crazy." he said, "you ain't insane." "it's just you got an eyeballs in the center of your brain!"