Paroles de Leftovers

I met her in the museum of paleontology & i make no bones about it.
I said
'if you wish to study dinosaurs, i know a specimen whose interest
Is undoubted.
Trapped in a body that is failing me, please alow me to be succint:
I wanna love you whilst we both still have flesh upon our bones
Before we both become extinct.
That's what i told her: "i want to be your lover"
& then i told her twice, "i want to be your lover"
He says he loves you like a sister
Well, i guess that's relative.

He says that he wants to make love to you
But instead of "to" shouldn't that be "with"?

Well, i told you once, "i want to be your lover"
& now i told you twice, homes: "i want to be your lover"

& so i come to you filled with guilt & self-loathing
& i am praying that your could make me good
& i fall upon your neck just like a vampire.
Yeah, a vampire who faints

At the sight of blood.

Well, i told you once, "i want to be your lover"
This is my c.v. & i've got no-one else to blame,
Yes, i will state it again:
Come & help yourself to
Leftovers -
Got a little surplus love & affection.
I'm getting cuddly; so won't you cuddle me?
I could be your teddy bear.
I know i ain't no eligible bachelor.
This i sno "mouth-watering proposition"
Make no mistake: you're in big trouble little lady
If we start a-huggin' & a-kissin' & a-kissin'
Are you listening?

'cos i told you once
& then i told you twice & now i've told you three times
& at the risk of repeating myself, i'm gonna say it again:
I want to be your lover.
I want to be your lover.
& now i told you twice: "i want to be your lover"