Paroles de Ten with a two

Last night, downtown i was drinking the booze
Like it was going out if style
My whole head got light, i lost my eyesight
I ain't been that drunk in awhile

Along about one i spotted a queen and i started to make my move
Ah, she was believing every line i was laying
Lord i was just too cool
Well, i thought i had died and gone to heaven
But lord did i look like a fool
Last night i came in at two with a ten
But at ten i woke up with a two

Last night i came in at two with a ten
But at ten i woke up with a two
I got twenty-twenty vision when i ain't drinking
But lord, when i get on that booze!

I ain't never gone to bed with an uglier woman
But i sure woke up with a few
Last night i came in at two with a ten
But at ten i woke up with a two

Hell, i made up my mind
I was never gonna find myself in that condition again
Here i sit on the same barstool
And just look at the shape i'm in

I done spotted me another queen sitting at a table alone
So i strolled on over and sat myself down
And asked if i could take her home
When she said yes, i thought i'd been blessed
But boy did i look like a fool
Last night i came in at two with a ten
But at ten i woke up with a two

Last night i came in at two with a ten
But at ten i woke up with a two
I got twenty-twenty vision when i ain't drinking
But lord when i get on that booze!

I ain't never gone to bed with an uglier woman
But i sure woke up with a few
Last night i came in at two with a ten
But at ten i woke up with a two

Now you may laugh but if you've got the cash
I'll bet you ten to one you have too