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Watching tv the other day
I happened to turn on home and away
I hadn't seen it for ages but what can i say?
I noticed some birds whose jugs were ok
Then 'neighbours' came on and the sight of nina
Made me feel all funny in my weiner
And by the time i saw izzy and steph
It was too late - i had lost my mess

Oh, why do i always raise my hopes
About shagging birds off the tv soaps?
Why do i get a bonk on
Whenever neighbours comes on?

Corrie came on the other night
Maria and candice made me feel alright

I don't think candice has much in way of a chin
But i wouldn't say no to a look at her quim
Eastenders came on and zoe and kelly
Made me want to get my fingers smelly
I was so aroused by the time i saw dot
I pictured myself with my cock in her bot

Oh, why do i always raise my hopes
About shagging birds off the tv soaps?
Why do i get a lob on
When eastenders comes on?

Why do i always raise my hopes
About shagging birds off the tv soaps?
Why do i have to beat my meat
When i see the girls from coronation street?