Paroles de I write sins not tragedies (clean version)

Oh, well imagine; as i'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
And i can't help but to hear, no i can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:
"what a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding!" says the bridesmaid to a waiter.
"yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a shhhhhhh."

I chime in with a "haven't you people ever heard of closing that door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

I chime in "haven't you people ever heard of closing that door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...

Well in fact well i'll look at it this way, i mean technically our marriage is saved! well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne!

Oh! well in fact well i'll look at it this way, i mean technically our marriage is saved! well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne,
Pour the champagne!

I chime in with a "haven't you people ever heard of closing that door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

I chime in "haven't you people ever heard of closing that door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Again...

I chime in "haven't you people ever heard of closing that door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

I chime in "haven't you people ever heard of closing that door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.

Again...