Paroles de Excuses

Someone spiked your drink, you were feeling sick before.
That curry we had earlier, i think that meat was raw.

Where were you last night ?, i thought you meant today.
You waited there for an hour and a half, i wasn't born yesterday.

Don't give me your excuses.

It was my long lost cousin, i was just saying goodbye.
Your phones been out of order, honestly, i really tried !

I caught it off a toilet seat, i mean i think its hereditary.
Well if you think i believe that shit, you've got a small opinion of me.