Paroles de Where's the beer? - stone cold steve austin

Jim: hey steve, welcome to the studio. glad you to be here today.
Stone cold: yeah, i'm glad to be here. got everything ready right?
Jim: i got everything ready, just like we spoke on the phone.
Stone cold: uh, where..
Jim: just like you told me.
Stone cold: where's the beer?
Jim: um.. you didn't mention beer.
Stone cold: i specifically mentioned beer, how you expect me to record a record without no beer?
Jim: sorry, sorry my mistake i'll get some beer?
Stone cold: it have happened to anybody ok? maybe i shouldn't be so hard on you it's kind of early in the morning.
Jim: it's 3 o'clock in the afternoon steve.
Stone cold: what are you saying?
Jim: i, no it's just. hey, lets listen to the track i think you're going to be happy.
Stone cold: good, i been looking forward to it. hard n' heavy right?
Jim: hard n' heavy, but a... you know a kinda going for a sensative side of steve austin... and just take a
Listen see what you think.
Stone cold: sensative side?
Jim: well just take a listen.
Stone cold: alright i'll take a listen, but but i told you hard n' heavy.
Jim: it's really hard n' heavy.
Stone cold: ok, good.
Jim: what you think? good aye?
Stone cold: good? your kidding me right?
Jim: no?
Stone cold: man i told you hard n' heavy i told you rock n' roll!
Jim: well steve, that was..
Stone cold: that wasn't rock n' roll!
Jim: it's just another look at stone cold steve austin.
Stone cold: hmmm??
Jim: broaden broaden broaden your character you know?

Stone cold: yes yes yes a different look at stone cold steve aus.. i'm not looking for a different look at stone
Cold steve austin!
Jim: ...
Stone cold: i told you what i wanted!
Jim: ok...
Stone cold: that's not what i wanted, clearly that's not what i wanted!
Jim: sorry...what would make it more to your liking?
Stone cold: you want me to show you something?
Jim: yeah, why don't you...
Stone cold: which guitar can i use?
Jim: the 6 string acoustic guitar over there laying right next to you on the guitar stand.
Stone cold: jim, an acoustic guitar has no place on this track!
Jim: well, well you know if you play... it hard, sometimes it amazing the depth you can get playing the acoustic.
Stone cold: so now your going to tell me stone cold steve austin how to play the acoustic guitar, and if i play
It harder, if i twang the strings harder, that's going to make it sound more rock n' roll, more violent!?
Jim: yeah... why don't you just pick up the guitar and see what you think.
Stone cold: ok, let me pick up the acoustic guitar and we'll see what happens.
Stone cold: ha ha ha!
Did you see, did you see the way my foot ran right through the strings and crashed in right through it all.
Jim: yeeaah, i did... yeah i saw that.
Stone cold:
I'm sorry but, it's jus so funny!!
Hey, look at it this way jim, it was an antique now you can go out and buy you a new one. why you sit here and
Play this old pile of shit, when you can go buy you a brand new one.
Jim: that's a good point.
Stone cold: charge it to vince. ha ha ha!