Paroles de Rishathra

Adam: we were doing mok 1 in the ookla-mobile
Luis: and rand was at the wheel
Rand: with gear and clothes and adam
Crammed against the windshield
A: we were gonna filk until the break of dawn
L: we're going to the con
R: luis tomas garcia had his sandman t-shirt on
A: rand was driving i was playing my guitar
L: and i was in the car
R: and then we stopped
A: and that's when rand said,
R: "i don't know where we are"
A: i was trying to get the map unfolded
When i heard a sound
L: i looked around
R: and then i noticed that the car
Was lifted off the ground
All: what was going on
How were we floating through the air?
All: maybe it has to do with that flying saucer
Over there?
A: hold on this might not be as bad as it seems
L: what do you mean?
R: we'll miss the con!
L: what are you on?
R: we're in a tractor beam!
R: luis looked down and marvelled
At the endless rows of corn
L: "that's a lot of corn!"
A: and rand beaped out the rhythm
The theme of close encounters on the horn
R: adam was trying to teach his fingers what to do
L: "na noo! na noo!"
A: as we docked aboard what appeared to be
An interstellar zoo
R: i turned the car off and we timidly disembarked
L: "we're double parked!"
A: gaping bewilderedly around this cosmic noah's ark
R: and that's when adam walked away without a glance
L: i peed my pants
A: i couldn't help it
I was in some kind of weird hypnotic trance
A: i woke up in a room with candles lit and muzak on
A: i was lying on a bed with nothing
But my tube socks on
A: i saw a shapely silhouette in the door
L: she was a ten!
R: an alien!
A: i was stiffer than al gore
A: we didn't have a common culture or a common tongue
A: we didn't have a thing in common
As i've already sung
A: we didn't have an ounce of mutual respect
All: but we had sex
All: we had sex
All: sex
All: we had sex
R: and then a hooded stranger took me by the hand
L: "don't leave me rand!"
A: but rand just followed
Knowing that luis would understand
R: she asked me if i wanted latte or darjeeling tea
L: "i'm thirsty!"
A: they quickly saw they had compatible personalities
R: we had the same opinions
We shared the same philosophy
R: we had the same snoopy lunchbox
We watched the same shows on tv
R: we both liked movies with cheap special effects
A&l: but we did not have sex
R: ("she said she just wanted to stay friends")
A&l: we did not have sex
R: ("she said she'd write me but she never did")
A&l: no sex
R: ("she gave me her phone number
But when i called it it was a laundromat")
A&l: we did not have sex
A: with rand and adam gone luis was all alone
L: "e.t. phone home!"
R: he was in the dark
And all he could hear was adam moan
A: things were looking grim
For the drummer of ookla the mok
L: "help me spock!"
R" next thing he knew luis was on all fours
Stripped to his jock
L: i was more scared than i had ever been
In all my life
L: i didn't want to spend the next forty years
As e.t.'s wife
A: well maybe this isn't quite as bad as it seems...
L: at least yours was a female!
A&r: and they had sex
L: ("mine was a huge purple guy")
A&r: they had sex
L: ("and he had this huge, long... antennae")
A&r: sex
L: ("and these bulging, humongous... ears")
A&r: they had sex
L: ("it was horrible... i'm never doing that again!")
A: it ended just as quickly as it had begun
L: you mean you're done
R: it was more confusing than the ending of 2001
A: i had a good time
R: and i gained a friend
L: it was a bad joke but i got it in the end