Il testo della Damned

Don't smoke, don't fight, don't light no cigarettes
Or else you'll wind up in the can
No jokes, don't write, sit tight, don't fool around
You are a guest of uncle sam
Stand up, look right, don't slouch and stand at ease
Allow no sex above the knees
When i snap, you jump into the master plan

I'll be damned
Well, i'll be damned
I'll be damned
If i drink or smoke
Damned, if i steal your jokes
I'll be damned
If i go for broke
Damned if i do
Damned if i don't

Don't talk, don't fool, don't try to mess around
I'll make a monkey out of you
You sign your name right on the dotted line, boy

I'll be damned
I'll be damned
If i drink or smoke
Damned
If i steal your joke
I'll be damned
If i go for broke
Damned if i do
I'm damned if i don't

Come on
I'll be damned
If i drink or smoke
Damned
If i steal your joke
I'll be damned
If i go for broke
I'm damned if i do
I'm damned if i don't

I'll be damned
If i drink or smoke
Damned
If i steal your joke
I'll be damned
If i go for broke
I'm damned if i do
I'm damned if i don't

I'll be damned
I'll be damned