Il testo della Fatty mcgee

Talking quietly)
M1: "ms. murphy is such a pain, man."
M2: "we just had a test a week ago. now we gotta take another one tommorrow. this sucks!"
M1: "and it counts for 80 percent of our grade."
M2: "well we better study our butts off."
M1: "well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library."
M2: "ok, enough talking, let's study!"
M1: "all right."
(turning pages)

(heavy steps)
M2: "uh oh"
M1: "oh no! fatty mcgee is coming. we'll never get any studying done with him in the library."
(heavy steps continue)
M2: "oh god, he's taking the stairs! that means he's going to be way out of breath!"

(fatty whining, try to catch breath)
M1: "oh no, he's going to sit with us."
Fatty: (annoying whining voice) "hey fellas, studying for the big test?"
M1: "uh, yes fatty, we were."
Fatty: (still trying to catch breath) "great! i'll join ya."
(fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly)
M2: "hey fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'till you catch your breath?"
Fatty: "no, no, i'm catching it!"
(fatty continuing to whine and snort)
M1: "ok, ok fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we're trying to concentrate."
Fatty: (continuing to wheeze and whine louder) "sure, no problem."
M1: "oh man."
Fatty: (still snorting and whining loudly) "this test counts for eighty percent of our grade, you know."
(whining continues even louder)
M1: "yes fatty, we know, we just said that."
(wheezing continues a little softer)
M2: "fatty! please keep it down!"

(fatty makes snoring/whining sounds)

M2: "is he sleeping!?"
M1: "no, it's his deviated sceptum. seriously fatty, keep the breathing down." (snoring stops, more weird noise starts)
M2: "ahh geez fatty, what's wrong with you!?"
Fatty: (pausing, snorting) "i'm trying."
(whining continues)
M1: "fatty, you know what's going to happen! stop breathing so heavy! please we gotta study!"
(whining gets higher and higher until it's continuous)
M2: "oh no, that one's going to do it!"

(fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling)
M2: "fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!"
Fatty: (continuing his loud annoying whine) "i'm sorry!"
Fireman ray: "fire! man the building!"
M1: "sorry fireman ray, it's not the fire alarm."
Fireman ray: "fatty mcgee, is that you again!?"
Fatty: (stillin whining annoyingly) "yes." (snort) "sorry." (snort)
Fireman ray: "didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?"
Fatty: (whiney voice) "but i like the stairs!"
Fireman ray: (annoyed) "why!?"
Fatty: (still whining horribly) "they're fun!"
Fireman ray: "oh fatty mcgee, you're the fattest!"
(everyone laughing at stupid joke)
(raspberry)