Il testo della The buffoon and the valedictorian

"and now the buffoon's date at the drive-in with the school's
Valedictorian."
Valedictorian: "i really appreciate you're asking me out. most people
Are intimidated by my high academic achievement."
Buffoon: "this movie sucks shit!"
Valedictorian: "well, ebel gave it thumbs up, but ciscel thought it was
Too preachy. anyway, i enjoyed the director's last film immensly."
Buffoon: "cathleen turner has big fuckin' tits!"
Valedictorian: "yes, well, she recently had a child. i think her
Maternal biology may play a role in that. she looks fabulous for a woman
Her age, doesn't she?"
Buffoon: "i put a firecracker in a bullfrog's mouth and blew his fuckin'
Head off."
Valedictorian: "well, in psychology we learned that it is not uncommon
For male adolescents to commit savage acts on animals as part of their
Maturing process."
Buffoon: "that girl in the fucking car in front of us, she gives
Everybody head."
Valedictorian: "well, i guess she's strong for attention and she feels
Promiscuity is the only way to obtain it."
(buffoon eating popcorn)
Buffoon: "this popcorn's fuckin' terrible. it tastes like someone jizzed
All over it."
(buffoon continues to eat popcorn)
Valedictorian: "well the amount of semen on this popcorn is certainly
Disturbing. perhaps the staff in the refreshment stand was overcome by
The monotony of their work and decided to play a childish prank."
Buffoon: "i looked at my asshole in the mirror today. it blew my fuckin'
Mind!"
Valedictorian: "it's ironic that parts of one's body seems odd and
Unusual because you don't see them on a day to day basis.
Buffoon: "my father's shit stinks up the bathroom all fuckin' day!"
Valedictorian: "it's puzzling why one person's fecal odor can be more
Overpowering than another's. i wonder whether it is a function of the
Food digested or that person's internal metabolism."
Buffoon: "i'm gonna go get head from that fuckin' girl."
(gets out of the car)
Valedictorian: "well, i'm sorry to see the date come to such an abrubt
Conclusion."
(buffoon walking away)
"i do appreciate the time you spent with me and look forward to a future
Rondevue."
Buffoon: "i like to piss in that guy's fuckin' gas tank!"
Valedictorian: "bye bye! have fun."
(buffoon continues to walk away)