Il testo della The hannukah oing

Put on your yamukah
Here comes hannukah
So much funnukah
To celebrate hannukah

Hannukah is: the festival of lights
Instead of one day of presents
We have eight crazy nights

When you feel like the only kid in town
Without a christmas tree
Here's a list of people who are jewish
Just like you and me:

David lee roth
Lights the menorah
So do james caan, kirk douglas
And the late dinah shorah

Guess who eats together at
The carnegie deli?
Bowser from sha-na-na
And arthur fonzarelli!

Paul newman's half jewish
And goldie hawn's half, too
Put them together,
What a fine looking jew!

You don't need deck the halls
Or jingle bell rock,
'cause you can spin a dreidel
With captain kirk and mr. spock! (both jewish)

Put on your yamukah
It's time for hannukah
The owner of the seattle supersonica
Celebrates hannukah

O.j. simpson
(not a jew)
But guess who is?
Hall of famer rod carew. (he converted)
We got ann landers,
And her sister dear abby,
Harrison ford's a quarter jewish
Not too shabby
Some people think
That ebenezer scrooge is
Well, he's not, but guess who is --
All three stooges!

So many jews are in show biz
Tom cruise isn't, but i heard his agent is!
Tell your friend veronica
It's time to celebrate hannukah
I hope i get a harmonica
On this lovely, lovely hannukah
So drink your gin and tonica
And smoke your marijuanica
If you really, really wannaca
Have a happy happy, happy happy hannukah

Happy hannukah!