Il testo della Value

This next song is from a record breaking show
And it really set a record
It lasted nine previews and one performance
This is true, so i feel it's an important show
And the name of it was 'another evening with harry stoons'

Oh, you remembered
Hmm, well, anyway, here's the main song from it

Call me a boob
Call me a schlemiel
Call me a brain
With a missing wheel

Call me what you will
But nonetheless, i'm still in love with harold mingert
And it's not because he has a car
Arnie fleischer has a car, but a car is just a car
And if harold didn't have a car to his name
I guess i'd love him just the same

Call me what you will
But nonetheless, i'm still in love with harold mingert
And it's not because he has a wealthy family
Arnie fleischer has a wealthy family but money isn't everything
And if harold didn't have a dime to his name
I know i'd love him just the same

But sometimes, i ask myself
Why then, do i then love harold mingert
Harold isn't handsome or clever or smart
And i don't find romance and a dance in his heart
The only answers i can think of
Are harold mingert's money and harold mingert's car

Call me what you will
But nonetheless, i'm still in love with herscher mingert
Also arnie fleischer