Il testo della True story

This mornin' i jumped on my horse and went out for a ride
Some wild outlaws chased me and they shot me in the side
So i crawled into a wild cat's cave to find a place to hide
But some pirates found me a sleepin' there and soon they had me tied
Till a lady zombie cut me loose and begged to be my bride
So i said i'd come back wednesday but i must admit i lied
Cause i run away into the swamp but i forgot my guide
And i stepped into some quicksand and no matter how i tried
I couldn't get out until i met a crocodile named clyde
Who took me to some cannibals who planned to have me fried
They built a fire under me and i swear i almost cried
Till an eagle come and swooped me up and through the air we flied
But he dropped me in a boilin' lake a thousand miles wide
And you know what happened then i died