Il testo della Love for sale

Well i wake up this morning i rolled out of bed
I felt like a dog who's been kicked in the head
I checked out my mail, i found a letter that read

Love for sale, yeah, love for sale,

I picked up the phone, dialed everyone i could
I let my fingers do the walking through the telephone book
You cant catch a fish if you ain't got the hook

Love for sale, yeah, love for sale

Well, send up the signal and throw me a line
Somebody explain "this funny valentine"
It might not be legal but it sure ain't a crime
Well i'm one step from crazy and two steps behind

I called lt colombo from my tv set
I've tried the dating game i haven't found her yet
I'm hoping that shes looking like a penthouse pet

Love for sale, yeah, love for sale

Well, we've been living together 3 long years
2 hours, 20 minutes maybe four hundred beers
You cant shop for love when you're shopping at sears

They had love for sale, yeah, love for sale

I guess i've learnt my lesson it was easy to see
My old lady she played this joke on me
I never looked where i forgot it would be

Love for sale, love for sale

Love for sale
Love for sale
Love for sale
...