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My teacher asked me where my homework was
And that's when i told her
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Policeman caught me doing 90
And that's when pulled me over
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A hippy with a tambourine
Asking me if i could spare a dollar
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Some douchebag at the club tries to pick a fight
And grabs my collar
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One, when i'm not feeling it
Two, when someone's full of shit
Three, when i get cut off at the bar

To make a getaway it's all you gotta say
Quatro, cinco, seis
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My nephew asks me if i'd take him
To the jonas brothers movie
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Walking my dog i see a sign that says
To please pick up the doodie
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My mamma gets mad 'cause i never call my dad
On his birthday
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A guy walks up and says
"doda esta casel de pepe"
He no habla ingls

One, so many different uses
Two, you don't need no excuses
Three, it's as easy as the third grade

The perfect getaway it's all you've gotta say
Quatro, cinco, seis
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Did you brush your teeth?
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Where'd you leave your pants?
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Did you feed the fish?
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Do you like my band?
Wait, don't answer that

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Do you wanna buy some girl scout cookies?
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Did one of you guys pee in the pool?
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Hey, how 'bout we all get together and go to the ballet?
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Can i borrow that beer?
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