Il testo della Somebody get my mom [hidden uk bonus track]

Woke up today in a van
Traded my pillow for a miller lite can
And in two more days, i lose the guitar
That i hawked

Slurped down a beer then one more
Twelve ounces later, i was outside your door
And the pebble i threw
Was probably more like a rock

Then i fell, skinned my knee
Broke my glasses, got stung by a bee
I lost my wallet and my car keys too
And to make matters worse
Im coming down with the flu

Somebody get my mom
'cause i think something's broken again
And i don't want to be just friends
I said thanks for the ride, ill just limp back inside
'cause i don't want you to see me cry

I just want my mom
Somebody get my mom
I just want my mom
Get my mom

Authorities came, i guess i was gone
Next thing you know, im passed out on the lawn
And boy did i wake up fast
With a rottweiler's tongue in my mouth

I wrote you a note but it got soaked
When i went deep sea fishing
And i fell out of the boat
And got caught on the trout line
Wasn't found for three days

Then i fell, skinned my knee
Broke my glasses, got stung by a bee
I lost my wallet and my car keys too
And to make matters worse
Im coming down with the flu

Somebody get my mom
'cause i think something's broken again
And i don't want to be just friends
I said thanks for the ride, ill just limp back inside
'cause i don't want you to see me cry

I just want my mom
Somebody get my mom
I just want my mom
Get my mom

M o m m y she makes me cobbler 'cause i hate pie
She coached baseball when we needed her
We lost every game but to her came it first
And im so glad that she met my dad
I wouldn't be here if she never had

Let's go

I guess this is it, the end of the song
Just my luck nobody sang along
I guess i'll put down this guitar
And keep the mongoose back home

Somebody get my mom
'cause i think something's broken again
And i don't want to be just friends
I said thanks for the ride, ill just limp back inside
'cause i don't want you to see me cry

I just want my mom
Somebody get my mom
I just want my mom
Get my mom
M o m m y