Il testo della Liar

I invented the wheel
When i was only seven
I had dinner with god
When i popped into heaven
When i was just eleven

I've sailed right round the world
In just a tiny dinghy
I'm best mates with bill gates
I made his computer thingy
And i can lift a mini
Yes i can lift a mini

Cos i'm a liar

Can fly, so high
Invented crisp and dry
I am in charge when the red arrows fly by

I'm a liar
I've seen, the queen
Reading nuts magazine
She used to buy it but she now gets it
For free

I can eat a packet of crisps
Whilst on a unicycle
I was friends with the hoff
When people called him michael
It was my idea
To do x factor
Not that simon cowell

Cos i'm a liar

You dig, i'm big
I'm actually the stig
Was brought up by a pig just outside of leeds

I'm a liar

I dance, i cook
Wrote harry potter books
But let that lady say she did cos she
Was nice

Cos i'm a liar
I'm a liar

Sliced bread, invented sliced bread
I did it with joe pesci sitting in a
Garden shed
Can climb a mountain
Came up with wheelie bins
And on the starship enterprise
I am the captain

Hob nobs, invented hob nobs
Whilst having lunch with noddy holder
Eating meat cobs
Daytime tv
Is all made by me
I come up with all the ideas
Whist eating my tea

I'm a liar/ i'm a liar