Il testo della Malcolm's hermaphrodite paradise (gangsta's paradise parody)

As i walk through the corridors of my dildo shop
I take a look at my cock and realize its fallen off
''cause i been suckin' and fuckin' so long
That even my momma thinks my dick ain't that long
But i ain't never crossed a gay that did deserve it
He be treated like a gimp you know that's unheard of
Ya betta watch who you suckin' and who ya fuckin'
''cause you and your homos might be men all along
I really like the dick and when he shoots his load
As of now i see myself in the semen moat
Homo, i'm the kind of gay that all you hermie's wanna be like
Suckin' dick on their knees for crack in the street lights

Repeat chorus 4x:
Been spending most my life
Livin' in a hermaphrodite's paradise

Oh ah ohhhhhhhh

They got the phallus which i am now facin'
I ain't never thought i could deep throat
But i gotta take it deep for the hermies
Too much dickie suckin' got me chasin' police
I'm an ugly lookin' hermie with penis on the mind
Got a 10ft rubber dildo, and some sperm in my eye
I'm a low down dirty homo trippin' faggot
And when the hermies go down i don't wanna rouse their anger
Fool, ain't nuthin' stoppin' me from givin' them some pussy
But i live life as a hermie, what can i say
I've got a 4 incher but will it fit in his ass
But the way things are goin' i don't know

Tell me why, are we so gay as me,
And ass ram the ones likes you and me

Repeat chorus (4x)

Penis, after penis, ass after ass
Rapin' after rapin', semen after semen
Everybody's leavin' but i don't think i can take it
Take it out of my colon
''cause i think i'm bleedin'
They say i gotta learn how to suck it
But no gimp's here to teach me
If they can't understand then how can they rape me
I guess they will, i guess it's soon
I guess i'm fucked
That's why i gotta live life with an ass plug

Repeat chorus til end