Il testo della Ass like that

The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

I don't believe it
It's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
She's shakin' that ass to the new nelly jams
I think someone's at the door, but i don't think i'ma answer
Police saying freeze, da-doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze? please i'm a human being
I have needs, i'm not done not till i'm finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest, i am agreeing
Mister officer, i'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer
I just like to pee, pee, pee

Yes i make r 'n' b
I sing song that go ringy chong
Ching chong chong chong ching
Psyche, i joke, i joke, i kid, i kid
If i offend, i'm sorry please, please please forgive
For i am triumph the puppet dog, i am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything i say and you will love it

The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

Jessica simpson
Looks oh so temptin'
Nick i ain't never seen an ass like that
Every time i see the show on mtv
My pee pee goes
Da-doing doing doing

Mary kate and ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they gettin' older, they startin' to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my popcorn
Police saying freeze, da-doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze? jeez, i just got my seat
I have ticket, look i put it away my zipper zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see mary kate's shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like i'm pee wee herman
This movie is p.g. mister officer, i demand to see my attorney

I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer is with michael?
He's too busy, i'm triumph
Britney spears has shoulders like a man
And i can say that and you laugh
'cos there's a puppet on my hand

The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

Hilary duff is
Not quite old enough so
I ain't never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year i'll say ass
And she'll make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

The way she moves she dances like a gogo
In that video she sings 'get out' you bozo
I need a new boyfriend, 'hi my name is jojo'
Police saying freeze, da-doing doing doing

What do you mean freeze?
My computers will be seized
And my keys to my ranch, i just baked cookies
Mister officer, lookie, take a whiff of these
Here, i make jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me

I don't even know if i can say the word pee-pee
Pee, on the radio, but i think i did
Janet, is that a breast? i think i just saw a tit
Psyche, i joke, i joke, i kid, i kid
I don't think my joke is working, i must flee
Quick get to the chopper, everybody get down
I'm not triumph, i'm arnold get down

The way you shake it
I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it
You make my pee pee go
Da-doing doing doing

So gwen stefani
Will you pee-pee on me please?
I ain't never seen an ass like that
'cos the way you move it
You make my pee-pee go
Da-doing doing doing

Fuck is wrong with you